August 1, 2014

What Emma Says : July Edition

My three year old is pretty much the funniest person I talk to.
I don't know where she comes up with the things she does.

I posted a few to Facebook and the response was overwhelming.
At the end of each month, I'm going to put all of her amazing quotes onto one post for everyone's enjoyment.
I'll post it on the first of the month for the previous month, makes sense?
Good.  Now, next month, on September 1st, please come and add silly things your kid says!

"Mommy, my belly hurts"
"Why does it hurt kiddo?"
"Because I eat so much frap"


"Hey mom, I need to ask you a festion."
"What do you need to ask me?"
"I ate one of your French fries. Okay?"


"Momma, what are you dooonin?"
"Cleaning, what are you doing?"
"Making a mess of edeything".
"Awesome"
"You're welcome momma. See, I use my manners!"


"Emma, stop hitting the cat with the roll of wrapping paper."
"But I am trying to get the candy out of her. She's a pinata."

"Mommy, I have a baby in my belly. I'm going to name him Ra-Ra." 
...and then her tea party plate fell out of her shirt. 
"He's here mommy!"

"Daddy, you have boobies too!"
She's hyperaware of me nursing her baby brother.


"Mommy will you hold me and say 'Rock you baby like a whackin wheel please?"
She has great music tastes.


 "Mommy, I am making a kitty cat popsicle"
The cat had climbed into the fridge while Emma had been in looking for something to eat.
I promise she wasn't in there for more than 2 minutes.

Stay tuned for next months edition!


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